I texted a friend the other day — a good friend that I’ve known since college but barely get to talk to much these days. “I miss you!” I told her, followed by something I feel like I write a lot these days.
“Can we catch up soon?”
My house is cleaner.
I’m more relaxed.
Dare I say…happier?
Happy? In this climate?? How does one go about finding this happiness I speak of?
Well, for me, it was simple. Set an alarm.
I know, I know: what a concept. But something happened to me…
You claim to care about and have unwavering support for our military, and yet you support a President who has insulted veterans and gold-star families on multiple occasions.
You claim to care about children — firm in your anti-abortion stances and going on tirades about alleged celebrity pedophile rings and…
Hey! I got engaged recently; did you hear? (UM YES ALLISON, WE KNOW). Also, this is exclusively a wedding-themed blog now. Sorry.
Kidding! It’s bad enough I don’t even recognize myself lately — for example I’ve been watching marathons of TLC’s “Say Yes to the Dress” on Hulu, WHO AM…
“You want me to run out and get you breakfast?”
We hadn’t gone food shopping in a while, so our fridge was pathetically empty. No half and half for coffee, no eggs, expired turkey bacon.
“Suuuuuuure, if you’re going to the bagel place I’ll take my usual,” I told him.
Don’t tell me not to live
Just sit and putter
Life’s candy and the sun’s
A ball of butter
Don’t bring around a cloud
To rain on my parade
It doesn’t matter what it is — could be a sporting event, a reality TV show or movie franchise, a certain…
Let’s get one thing out of the way quickly: I have repeatedly said in the past few years that I wanted jury duty.
An excerpt from an old blog post of mine:
Whenever I said this to anyone, I was usually met with the following reactions (or some variation of…
My friends are goals, your friends are faux
We fly, why cry? Our souls exposed, yeah
We smoke, we laugh, your stress, my stress
Closer than kin, I’m blessed, you blessed
That’s a line Mrs. Carter herself — Mrs. Beyonce Giselle Knowles-Carter, to be exact — sings in…